大家好~我係上年9月果時入讀中1,當時大家係班到都唔係成日開懷大笑禁講野,因為大家唔識對方,之後慢慢,日子都有1,2個月,大家係班都覺得我係一個cool既人,成熟,仲意睇書,努力向上,同ma運動方面好勁(因為運動會我玩咩都有金銀銅),(其實我唔係好勁ja-.-),自自然然就比人睇左做[頭目]禁,我右唔係好仲意講野同ma唔太識講野,到左11月,我先知我果班有個女仔仲意我,唔係我覺得,係果女仔既朋友話我知,(個女仔係女班長),之後我d同學都話我知佢仲意我,唉....一聽到呢個消息,諗諗下,個女仔都唔錯呀,所以咪慢...慢...禁樣,我地2個好似拉ma左禁,日日都電話,日日都msn(玩到2.3點果隻),時不時一齊出街,我約下佢果d,睇電影,重有一齊打波等等,但係...........打講到電話,我同佢都冇咩話題,唔知講咩好.....但係..但係...佢d fd禁講ja,其實佢係唔係仲意我嫁?我個心好亂...
Q1:有冇方法可以[冧]到佢,有冇d笑話可以話我知,因為佢like笑話
Q2:有冇可以講電話既話題
Q3:冧女[必殺技]
唔該大家有經驗既朋友,教下小弟點做
我係上年9月入讀中1,係班識到個女仔(20分)
2009-01-31 10:59 am
回答 (5)
2009-02-06 6:48 am
吾應該口花花LA
心更不能花
心更不能花
2009-01-31 7:04 pm
我都係F.1的一個女仔, 希望我的建議幫到你la~
Q.1: 有一日，大雄個爸爸買左部電腦比大雄。
大雄心想：咁做功課果時咪可以抄答案，hee hee!!
多拉A夢番到屋企o既時候發現果部電腦有D嘢...
問大雄:「e個乜來ga？」
大雄話:「呢個係mouse，亦叫老鼠。」
多拉A夢:「‧‧‧ ‧‧‧呀！！！我最驚老鼠
ga！！！！！！」
多拉A夢周圍走，仲整爛左大雄部電腦tim。
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一天，董特首把行政局局長叫去，問他行政的事…
特首：我要你推行的電腦教育如何了？
局長：效果顯著！
特首：好！我問你，你會寄 E-MAIL 嗎？
局長：當然！小 Case…
特首：好，詳細說明！
局長：首先，要在Outlook編輯好文章…
特首：觀念正確
局長：再存檔在磁片上…
特首：再來呢？
局長：再來很重要，要有收件人的E-mail Address
特首：嗯…繼續…
局長：再來就簡單了… 買信封，郵票，寫上住址，貼好
郵票，把磁片寄出就可以了！！
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Q.2 : 1. 做緊咩牙? 明天測驗了...點算呀? 你成績咁好,教下我la~
2. 你知5知呢...(邊個)話我知(邊個)LOVE (邊個)呀? 估5到
呢!
3. 你最鐘意邊個 teacher? Miss Chan 都几好人呀!
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Q.3 : 1. 搞好自己的型像先 ( 依你個女仔D 喜好)
2. 當她同人吵架或被人蝦, 你第一時間 help her
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祝你同你個女仔早日♥ la 下....
有 question 可ask: [email protected]
手好累呀...>.<
2009-01-31 23:30:23 補充：
希望幫到你...我D 都算係女仔心聲呀...^ ^
Q.1: 有一日，大雄個爸爸買左部電腦比大雄。
大雄心想：咁做功課果時咪可以抄答案，hee hee!!
多拉A夢番到屋企o既時候發現果部電腦有D嘢...
問大雄:「e個乜來ga？」
大雄話:「呢個係mouse，亦叫老鼠。」
多拉A夢:「‧‧‧ ‧‧‧呀！！！我最驚老鼠
ga！！！！！！」
多拉A夢周圍走，仲整爛左大雄部電腦tim。
-----------------------------------------------------------------
一天，董特首把行政局局長叫去，問他行政的事…
特首：我要你推行的電腦教育如何了？
局長：效果顯著！
特首：好！我問你，你會寄 E-MAIL 嗎？
局長：當然！小 Case…
特首：好，詳細說明！
局長：首先，要在Outlook編輯好文章…
特首：觀念正確
局長：再存檔在磁片上…
特首：再來呢？
局長：再來很重要，要有收件人的E-mail Address
特首：嗯…繼續…
局長：再來就簡單了… 買信封，郵票，寫上住址，貼好
郵票，把磁片寄出就可以了！！
==================================================
Q.2 : 1. 做緊咩牙? 明天測驗了...點算呀? 你成績咁好,教下我la~
2. 你知5知呢...(邊個)話我知(邊個)LOVE (邊個)呀? 估5到
呢!
3. 你最鐘意邊個 teacher? Miss Chan 都几好人呀!
===================================================
Q.3 : 1. 搞好自己的型像先 ( 依你個女仔D 喜好)
2. 當她同人吵架或被人蝦, 你第一時間 help her
=================================================
祝你同你個女仔早日♥ la 下....
有 question 可ask: [email protected]
手好累呀...>.<
2009-01-31 23:30:23 補充：
希望幫到你...我D 都算係女仔心聲呀...^ ^
2009-01-31 11:44 am
she like jokes , here two very funny jokes ( I think) ^_^
老板：万分欢迎，没有你我们的实验室肯定大不一样！
研究生：如果工作太累，搞不好我会辞职的
老板：放心，我不会让这样的事情发生的！
研究生：我双休日可以吗？
老板：当然了！这是底线！
研究生：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗？
老板：不可能，谁告诉你的？
研究生：有餐费补贴吗？
老板：还用说吗，绝对比同行都高！
研究生：有没有工作猝死的风险？
老板：不会！你怎么会有这种念头？
研究生：实验室会定期组织旅游吗？
老板：这是我们的明文规定！
研究生：那我需要准时上班吗？
老板：不，看情况吧
研究生：补助呢？会准时发及增加吗？
老板：一向如此！
研究生：事情全是新研究生做吗？
老板：怎么可能，你上头还有很多资深师兄师姐！
研究生：如果领导职位有空缺，我可以参与竞争吗啊？
老板：毫无疑问，这是我们实验室赖以生存的机制！
研究生：你不会是在骗我吧？
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THE WIFE, THE WASP AND THE DOCTOR
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.
So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.
The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little basta*d!"..
^_^
老板：万分欢迎，没有你我们的实验室肯定大不一样！
研究生：如果工作太累，搞不好我会辞职的
老板：放心，我不会让这样的事情发生的！
研究生：我双休日可以吗？
老板：当然了！这是底线！
研究生：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗？
老板：不可能，谁告诉你的？
研究生：有餐费补贴吗？
老板：还用说吗，绝对比同行都高！
研究生：有没有工作猝死的风险？
老板：不会！你怎么会有这种念头？
研究生：实验室会定期组织旅游吗？
老板：这是我们的明文规定！
研究生：那我需要准时上班吗？
老板：不，看情况吧
研究生：补助呢？会准时发及增加吗？
老板：一向如此！
研究生：事情全是新研究生做吗？
老板：怎么可能，你上头还有很多资深师兄师姐！
研究生：如果领导职位有空缺，我可以参与竞争吗啊？
老板：毫无疑问，这是我们实验室赖以生存的机制！
研究生：你不会是在骗我吧？
---------------------------------------------------------
THE WIFE, THE WASP AND THE DOCTOR
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.
So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.
The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little basta*d!"..
^_^
2009-01-31 11:18 am
我認真同你講鍾意一個人...唔好咁遲講比佢知你鐘意人...
我是一個樣板
我6年前鍾意左一個人, 個女仔同我玩到好埋, 到左"不""頁"果日都冇問人icq.msn,電話
我每年都係某一個地方撞下佢...點知撞唔到...
撞左足足 6年,有日係fd 手中take 左佢msn...
同講講講下知佢有左男朋友
我就好後悔冇當時勇氣
你的q1-q3...係冇正確asn
如果你真係鐘意人最好同人講...比d勇氣
唔係你日後會後悔...
愛得太遲
我是一個樣板
我6年前鍾意左一個人, 個女仔同我玩到好埋, 到左"不""頁"果日都冇問人icq.msn,電話
我每年都係某一個地方撞下佢...點知撞唔到...
撞左足足 6年,有日係fd 手中take 左佢msn...
同講講講下知佢有左男朋友
我就好後悔冇當時勇氣
你的q1-q3...係冇正確asn
如果你真係鐘意人最好同人講...比d勇氣
唔係你日後會後悔...
愛得太遲
2009-01-31 11:01 am
分手啦。中學生不應談戀愛,當佢係普通同學朋友我先教你
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