Have you ever tried this popular Chinese dish?

Ok this joke is like ten years old buddy. I just need the points for the asnwer.

You're such a dork. Get some new material.

Dude, that joke was like, 10 years old when I was,,, like,,,, 10... You sure it's not Sum Yung Gai?

Yup. Prob MSG. There's some debate about the the unhealthy affects of it but the Chinese have been using it for centuries. Can cause headaches and dizziness and a tight chest in some people and has been labeled the "Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" It's used as a flavor enhancer

I am glad your entire town likes it! Good for you guys!

Your name says it all. You're not getting any. LOL