求有關聖誕笑話

看看以下的故事會否適合。
英語世界：聖誕笑話 Ho Ho Ho
說幾個有關聖誕的笑話給您聽，讓大家也開懷笑笑：
(一) Why does Santa have three gardens ?
Because he likes to hoe ,hoe, hoe !
聖誕老人為甚麼有3個花園？
因為他整天鋤地、鋤地、鋤地！
(註：這是因為英文的 “ho”(笑聲)跟 “hoe”(鋤地)有相同讀音而做成的笑話。)
“Christmas”可叫“Noel”
(二) What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet ?
The Christmas alphabet has no “L”.
聖誕字母表跟普通字母表有甚麼分別？
聖誕字母表沒有 “Ｌ”這個字母。
(註：聖誕節除了叫 “Christmas”外，也可叫做 “Noel”，而 “Noel”的讀法是 no“L”，便變成沒有 “L”了！)
(三) What's the favourite Christmas carol of new parents ?
“Silent Night” !
初為人父母的最喜愛那首聖誕頌歌？
《平安夜》！
(註：這個笑話一定得到為人父母的同感，嚐盡夜半三更起床侍候嬰孩苦楚的父母又怎不希望「平安夜」多些降臨，可以一覺睡到天明？)
破鼓是最好的聖誕禮物
(四) What is the best Christmas present in the world ?
A broken drum.
世界上最好的聖誕禮物是什麼？
破爛的鼓。
(註：破爛的鼓也可作聖誕禮物？還是全世界最好的？甭開玩笑吧！原來英語慣用語有一句 “You can't beat it”，字面解釋是「不能打」的；另一個意思是「最棒」的。爛鼓不能打，可也是最棒的禮物！)
(五) What are the three stages of man ?
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
(註：當男人還是小孩時，他相信這世上有聖誕老人；長大後，他不再相信了；最後，他自己便是聖誕老人，因為要扮作聖誕老人為子女派禮物。)
(六) Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey.
誰在聖誕期間肚子不會餓？
火雞！
(註：洋人的聖誕火雞是釀著多種香料、洋蔥、西芹和麵包在內的，所以叫做 “stuffed”，解作「釀」。但“stuffed”又可解作「飽得肚子都脹了」，那火雞還會肚子餓嗎？)
Merry Christmas ! 祝聖誕快樂、笑笑談談到新年！

圖片參考：http://tw.yimg.com/i/tw/ugc/rte/smiley_1.gif


2008-12-25 15:09:47 補充：
餐廳內見阿珍一個人，愁眉苦臉…侍應大力奇怪問：「小姐，今日聖誕節，有咩唔開心呀？」
阿珍：「我隻狗旺仔，今日走呀！！ 」
大力：「！您好錫佢…？！ 點會走？ 」
阿珍邊喊邊講：「我真係好鍚旺仔…今日呢個特級牛扒聖誕餐都係諗住同佢食，頭先我係廚房切緊生果，醒起今晚個餐好正，唔記得隻手仲住把刀，我行埋去旺仔度，流晒口水咁講：一陣個餐真係好正！ 跟住阿旺仔就飛窗走啦！」
大力：「哦！」

2008-12-25 15:10:52 補充：
詭異的聖誕老公公︰forum.cyberctm.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=270517

2008-12-26 22:15:54 補充：
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.

2008-12-26 22:16:11 補充：
Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?" "Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"

2008-12-26 22:16:24 補充：
"Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?"
"Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"

2008-12-26 22:17:05 補充：
What is the Guillotine?
A French chopping centre.
Which ghost was president of France?
Charles de Ghoul.
First witch: I‘m going to France tomorrow.
Second witch: Are you going by broom?
First witch: No, by hoovercraft.

2008-12-26 22:18:54 補充：
The Santa Claus at the mall was more than a trifle surprised when a beautiful young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap but Santa quickly recovered, and started talking to the college-type"And what do you want for Christmas?" asked Santa.

2008-12-26 22:19:26 補充：
"Something for my mother, " said the young lady.
"Bring for your mother? Well, that’s wha call thoughtful,’’ smiled Santa. "What can I get her?"
After thinking for a moment, the girl brightened, turned to Santa and said:
"I’d like for her to get a son-in-law "

魔王：「你即管叫破喉嚨吧，沒有人會來救你的！」



公主：「破喉嚨！破喉嚨！」



沒有人：「公主，我來救你了！」



魔王：「一說曹操曹操就到？」



曹操：「魔王，你叫我幹麼？」



魔王：「哇！見鬼喇！」



鬼：「弊！俾人發現左！」



弊：「邊個發現我？」



邊個：「關我咩事？！」



魔王：「Oh my God！」



God：「邊個叫我？」



邊個：「沒有人叫你。」



沒有人：「我邊度有呀？」