1.I've already drunk the wine that Dad told me to save for twenty years.
2.Sammy the goldfish at home isn't the same goldfish that Mum and Dad
gave me to look after when they went to Egypt.
3.When my colleague Artemis really annoys me, I feed her plant orange juice.
(Which is pretty much every day.)
4.I once had this weird lesbian dream about my flatmate Lissy.
5.My G-string is hurting me.
6.I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else,
and there's an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the
corner.