My mom wont let me eat at the table naked, What should i do?

Well, since she was serving fondue for dinner, she was just looking out for your own safety.

My parents only let me eat at the table naked when we had donuts or onion rings. We had a very small table and they appreciated that I could hold them on my b*ner

Try it at a restaurant and see what happens.

only not at the table? you mean you go around the house naked the rest of the time with your mom around? perhaps you may benefit from reading some freudians.

uh move out if you want to eat naked. and thats nasty.

I can't believe how some mothers can be so cruel. Just get a TV tray and go to the living room. Hey, you can watch TV there, too.

YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING???
ITS HER HOUSE, MOVE OUT AND EAT NAKED ALL YOU WANT

why do u want to do so???
thnx 4 the points

number one. why the hell do you want to eat naked with people there? number 2 that's gross. move out if you want to eat naked

Move out and you can stay naked all you want

Eww man. I just ate lunch. You're probly fat and hairy and I bet ur mother has every reason to keep you from putting your filthy body into a kitchen chair.