I'M SORRY, THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED IS NOT AVAILABLE, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, YOUR CALL WILL BE RETURNED SOON.(THIS IS FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO KNOW THEIR NAME.)
HI, THIS IS 'YOUR NAME', I AM NOT AVAILABLE NOW, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU (CALL YOU BACK) AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
CHECK THIS OUT, IT'S FUNNY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2jR00GWwuA&feature=related
SORRY TO SAY I'VE GONE AWAY AND CAN NOT ANSWER THE PHONE, LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE(THIS IS NOT MY ANSWER.)