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2008-08-10 8:40 pm
我要笑話的網址,我一星期好悶

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2008-08-15 1:34 am
✔ 最佳答案
小蕃薯-笑話

http://kids.yam.com/joke/

★5塊錢★

★有一天
小美問媽媽
媽媽~小欣家是不是很窮?
媽媽說:沒有呀!怎麼了?
小美說:可是我今天看到小欣才不過是吞一個5錢她媽媽就一直叫他趕快吐出來.
媽媽:★......★(閉嘴巴)★

英文佳句^^


Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
:要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
:愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓到。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:每個人都應該熱愛動物,牠們是如此美味。

「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go tosleep.
:「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」所以還是睡覺吧。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful ma
n, there are two.
:每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:愛情就像照片,需要黑暗來培養


Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
:後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
:每個男人都應該結婚,畢竟快樂不是生活中唯一的追求。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
:聰明人不結婚,一旦結婚就不聰明了。

「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours!
:「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好幾個小時(發呆)。

「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk?
:「努力工作不會死的!」不過何必冒那個險呢?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
:成功是相對的,他帶來很多親戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:別等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新的一天。

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
:鈔票不是一切的,這世上還有信用卡。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting t
he view.
:服飾就像鐵絲網,它保衛了領土,但不妨礙視線。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
:神決定了誰是你的親戚,感謝上帝在選擇朋友方面,給我們留了餘地。

When two's company, three's the result!
:兩個人作伴,結果就變成了三個人!

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:學得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘記得越多;忘記得越多,知道得越少。幹嘛費那
個勁去學?

好多笑話,記住按這個網ar!

http://kids.yam.com/joke/


好多笑話:新鮮笑話,爆笑排行榜,動物笑話,校園笑話,一般笑話


hope can help u!^^
希望你唔會覺得悶la...
2008-08-20 7:11 am
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2008-08-12 4:33 am
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2008-08-10 9:58 pm
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2008-08-12 13:00:41 補充:
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2008-08-12 13:08:29 補充:
奇摩-笑話gt;http://tw.joke.y ahoo.com/

笑話專門店http://www.tacon et.com.tw/c*****fun/

2008-08-12 13:08:42 補充:
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蕃薯藤-笑話http://joke.yam. com/

2008-08-12 13:08:48 補充:
小番薯-笑話http://kids.yam. com/joke/?f_type=1

冷笑話http://home.kimo .com.tw/issac_aya/ne w_page_1.htm

笑話精選http://cooha.com .tw/joke/

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2008-08-10 8:49 pm
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2008-08-10 12:50:38 補充:
///www.jokes.station.hk
參考: meself, meself
2008-08-10 8:46 pm
參考: Me
2008-08-10 8:42 pm
參考: me


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