英文翻譯~不要機器翻喔

Why buy cosmetics Do not need to buy: Her request. Husband asked. Bosses requirements (Ask them to eat feces)

To buy time: Participate in the party (an increase of opportunities) Graduation ceremony (for students to remember that you are so the United States) Looking for work. (For money can not) Sister of the school have. (Hit her or slap her meal between the United States than she) Good mood or bad mood Cheerleading long election

Is the magic of makeup can change the Witch beauty As long as friendly, naturally beautiful appearance

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為何要買化妝品?
Why does one need to purchase cosmetics?
不需購買:
Need not to buy:
男友要求.老公要求.老闆要求 (千萬不要買.叫他們去吃大便)
Requests from boyfriends;
Requests from husbands;
Requests from bosses.
(Never buy. Ask them to *eat shit.)
* to be more indirect, you may say:
Ask them to
1) go to hell
2) shut up


購買時機:
The right timing to buy:
參加舞會(增加機會)
Going to balls (to increase your chance #of finding your Prince Charming)
[#我加了「找尋妳的白馬王子（的機會）」，希望你不會生氣吧…]
畢業典禮(讓同學記得妳是如此的美)
Graduation (to let your classmates know how beautiful you are)
找工作.(為了錢沒辦法)
Looking for a job (money is everything)
學妹也有化.(打她一頓乎她巴掌或是化的比她還美)
**Juniors also put up cosmetics
[**嚴格來說，英文裡沒有「學姐」、「學妹」、「學長」、「學弟」－－好吧學長勉強有一個prexy，我只好把學妹譯成junior，即後輩，不好意思。]
心情好或心情不好
Being in a good mood or a bad mood
選啦啦隊長時
Audition for cheerleaders

化妝是很神奇的 可以把巫婆變美女
Make-up is just miraculous, it transforms a beast into a beauty.

只要心地善良，外表自然就漂亮
##Having said so, your appearance reflects your heart.
You will be gorgeous if you are benevolent.
[##我又加了一點點，「話雖如此，妳的外貌是會反映妳的內心的。」不喜歡的話請無視掉就好。］

hope it helps.=]]]

2008-06-13 22:07:22 補充：
THE ***** ABOVE BEHIND EAT IS sh it

Why can buy the cosmetics?
Cannot purchase:
Boyfriend request. Husband request. Boss requests (not to want to buy. Is called them to eat the bowel movement)


Purchase opportunity:
Attends the dance party (to increase opportunity) the graduation ceremony (to let schoolmate remember that you are like this US) look for the work. (for money means) study the younger sister also has not had melts. (hits her her palm of the hand perhaps her also beautiful) the mood good or the mood is not better than chooses time the cheering team length

Puts on make-up is very mysterious may change the beautiful woman the sorceress

So long as good-hearted, semblance naturally attractive

Why buy cosmetics » Do not need to buy: Her request. Husband asked. Bosses requirements (Ask them to eat feces)

To buy time: Participate in the party (an increase of opportunities) Graduation ceremony (for students to remember that you are so the United States) Looking for work. (For money can not) Sister of the school have. (Hit her or slap her meal between the United States than she) Good mood or bad mood Cheerleading long election

Is the magic of makeup can change the Witch beauty As long as friendly, naturally beautiful appearance

為何要買化妝品?
不需購買:
男友要求.老公要求.老闆要求 (千萬不要買.叫他們去吃大便)


購買時機:
參加舞會(增加機會)
畢業典禮(讓同學記得妳是如此的美)
找工作.(為了錢沒辦法)
學妹也有化.(打她一頓乎她巴掌或是化的比她還美)
心情好或心情不好
選啦啦隊長時

化妝是很神奇的 可以把巫婆變美女

只要心地善良，外表自然就漂亮

Why buy cosmetics ?
Do not need to buy:
Her request. Husband asked. Bosses requirements (Do not buy. Ask them to eat feces)


To buy time:
Participate in the party (an increase of opportunities)
Graduation ceremony (for students to remember that you are so the United States)
Looking for work. (For money can not)
Sister of the school have. (Hit her or slap her meal between the United States than she)
Good mood or bad mood
Cheerleading long election

Is the magic of makeup can change the Witch beauty

As kind, naturally beautiful appearance

Why did you want to buy cosmetics?
Don't need to purchase:
The male friend requests.The husband requests.The owner requests(must don't buy.Call them eat the bowels)


Purchase opportune moment:
Participate in dancing party(increment chance)
Graduation ceremony(make the classmate remembered that you are such United States)
Find a work.(I am for money to have no a way)
The lower classwoman has already turned as well.(Beat her her palm or turn more beautiful than herly)
In good humor or in a bad humor
While choosing a cheerleader

The makeup is a very miraculous ground and can change the beauty to the witch

Want good natured only, appearance nature beautiful