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A Psychiatrist was treating a child with mental disorder. One day, the child whined and said he wanted to eat earthworms. When asked about the reason, the child said he thought the earthworms were threads of noodle.
Eager to find out what was wrong with the child's mind, the Psychiatrist had the nurse dig up some earthworms from the garden.
When told his treat was ready, the child still whined and demanded the earthworms to be deep-fried.
The Psychiatrist found the child very strange. Determined to find out the cause of disorder, he had the nurse deep-fry the earthworms. When it was done, he put the earthworms before the child and asked him to eat them. The child said he would eat one of them, and he wanted the Psychiatrist to eat another one.
The Psychiatrist tried to think of ways to make the child eat the worm first. But the child spoke first, demanding the Psychiatrist to eat first, or he would not eat.
Determined to cure the mental illness of the child, the Psychiatrist finally brought himself into eat one of the fried earthworms, only to hear a louder cry from the child.
The child said, "You've eaten the one I wanted. I want no more now".

The woman on the phone
The cell phone of Ming went off when he was working at the studio. It was his wife who asked if he was on leave that day. Ming explained that he was shooting a prison scene in the studio and the cast was entirely men.
His wife did not believe him. "Minutes ago our daughter called you on your cell phone. It was a woman who picked up. How dare you lie to me!".

2008-05-26 16:00:41 補充：
The couple argued on the phone for quite a while. Ming could stand no more and said, "I have to work. We all turn off cell phones in the studio and I'll do the same now."

2008-05-26 16:00:53 補充：
After they both hung up, the four-year-old daughter of Ming called Ming's cell phone again, and told her mother it was a women who answered.

2008-05-26 16:01:08 補充：
Ming's wife rushed out to take the phone, only to hear a recorded message in a woman's voice, "The person you have called is not available now. Please try later".

A Psychiatrist was treating a child with mental disorder. One day, the child whined and said he wanted to eat earthworms. When asked about the reason, the child said he thought the earthworms were threads of noodle.

Eager to find out what was wrong with the child's mind, the Psychiatrist had the nurse dig up some earthworms from the garden.

When told his treat was ready, the child still whined and demanded the earthworms to be deep-fried.

The Psychiatrist found the child very strange. Determined to find out the cause of disorder, he had the nurse deep-fry the earthworms. When it was done, he put the earthworms before the child and asked him to eat them. The child said he would eat one of them, and he wanted the Psychiatrist to eat another one.

The Psychiatrist tried to think of ways to make the child eat the worm first. But the child spoke first, demanding the Psychiatrist to eat first, or he would not eat.

Determined to cure the mental illness of the child, the Psychiatrist finally brought himself into eat one of the fried earthworms, only to hear a louder cry from the child.

The child said, "You've eaten the one I wanted. I want no more now".



The woman on the phone

The cell phone of Ming went off when he was working at the studio. It was his wife who asked if he was on leave that day. Ming explained that he was shooting a prison scene in the studio and the cast was entirely men.

His wife did not believe him. "Minutes ago our daughter called you on your cell phone. It was a woman who picked up. How dare you lie to me!".


I don't know that they right!!!

Some psychologist, is treating a psychological not normal child. One day, this child made a tearful scene was saying: “I must eat the earthworm.”Doctor has listened, then said: “why can eat the earthworm?” The child said: “because that is the noodles.” For must discover this child psychology not normal reason, doctor then called saying that dug a group earthworm the nurse to the outside garden to come back. Doctor said: “the earthworm came! You eat!” The child said: “does not want! I must fry in oil”. Doctor thought that this child, is how so strange! In order to discover his psychology deviation's reason, is called the nurse to go to fry in oil the earthworm. Exploded, the medicine was stirring up trouble the tray, took for the child, doctor said: “comes ~ to eat!” The child said: “I, so long as eats one, another wants the medicine to eat uncooked!” Doctor said thought that manages him, deceived him to eat first said again. The child then said by now: “doctor wants to eat first, I only then must eat!” Then, traded doctor to be big. In order to rescue this child, finally, doctor has to brace oneself, an earthworm for will eat! Suddenly, the child starts to inundate the number to cry. Cried while saying:“you that earthworm which must eat me for have eaten, I do not eat. > < ” doctor: “@#$% ︿&﹀