慘痛.......的港女+地獄港女......(PART 2)之(報復篇)......

慘痛.......的港女+地獄港女......(PART 2)之(報復篇)......



我係男..................................................

上個星期係出面識左個18歲既女仔.................(佢主動約我出街.第一次單獨見面約睇戲食反.飯後.經過朗豪坊西武裏面化粧專櫃到.見到有枝香水....(佢話....嘩>>>>好靚bo....靚吾靚呀


我話...靚.....幾靚呀

佢話...我好鐘意呀

我話...鐘意咪買lor

佢話...不過我冇$呀..........

我話...咁....等出糧先買lor

佢話...不如你買比我呀....

我話...吾買....

佢話...ya.........我真係好鐘意呀(驕爹聲線)

我話...吾買....走la..吾買..............

佢話...乜你咁(石)嫁?? 解說:石= 孤寒

我話...乜你第一次見面就叫人送野比你ka??(d sales望住我地出門口)

佢話...咁鐘意ma..乜你咁石嫁??(又重覆講........................)

我話...不如我下次介紹d有$.又靚既男仔比你識呀?

佢話...咁我又吾係做雞......乜乜乜乜....xxyx

我話...拿.....做雞呢家野..就兩樣野黎個bor(高音)....吾該你分清楚d
做雞係要比人(小)
而你乜野都無做過lor...


佢當時好(淦介)係咁拿住部手机打電話 ......

之後...我仲同佢食飯..(佢仲恨同我食)...我埋單時....我仲特登把銀包放係桌面..係佢面前.羅左5張一千蚊紙出黎數.裏面抽左一張500蚊出黎埋單....我見到佢表情.....O...左...........搞笑

第一.....我當佢係FRIEND

第二.....$..我.....吾係無....食飯...睇戲.買水都係我搶彊比$...而佢第一次單獨約會就連少少禮儀都吾識... ........

前兩日..佢打比我問:哥次同你睇戲張飛...調左末呀???

我話...吾好玩LA.....梗係調左...........吾好玩LA(長音)......

佢話...我愛黎儲嫁...咁點呀?

我話...咁點呀?

佢話...咁....你第日得閒可以打比我KA........



其實送幾百蚊野比人.雖然吾算咩$

如果有個人.係街度問你攞$搭車,但日日都見到佢係街度問其他人攞$.吾知你地又會吾會比$佢呢???


其實好簡單..但最重要送得個心舒服......才算值得

不過..我地係吾會助長呢個風氣嫁>>>>>>>>>

樓主tommy上

(PART 2)呢件事都幾搞笑...想同大家分享下...from 某網友

好多真係出呃飯食...
(以下真人真事)...我個fd有次係 MSN 識左個女仔...同佢傾左幾次之後...出睇戲食飯...當然個女仔食完就走la...多謝都無聲...

我個fd同我講開...我就話得我add個女仔...試下約佢...睇下係咪呃飯食la...

今次我有心試佢...就話同佢去食茶餐廳...點知條女就話佢去唔慣茶餐廳...就推介去d中上餐廳...飯後又係唔夾錢...提都唔提俾番錢我...

第二次我再約佢...佢仲要問明去邊到食飯...我問佢想去邊...佢一開口就話會展食自助餐...我當然同佢去la...飯後我叫埋單時...就先去左洗手間...諗住試下佢...等佢俾$先...點知出到去..返黎後..........

佢都係無埋張單...張單放係.係面等我埋...我簽單後...佢仲立即話夜要返屋企...我話夜送佢...佢都唔肯...錢又係無夾返俾我...

第三次我咪決定屈返佢一餐勁囉...今次約佢去食日本菜...佢諗都唔諗就即刻答應出黎...當晚我約埋我個fd...我先上去...

坐左一陣我個fd上去扮撞倒...一齊食...
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係個晚我地又開酒...龍蝦刺身...象拔蚌刺身...唔貴唔叫...我諗無5, 6千蚊都唔使落樓...到差不多上甜品時...我同個fd 扮去洗手間...之後一齊係後樓梯走...留番張單得條女自己攪掂...3, 4個字後...條女有打電話搵我...我飛左去留言信箱...條女差d鬧爆我個電話...真係咩仇都報晒...
雖然唔係個個係咁...但真係有d係專業借機呃飯食...風度唔係對呢d人用囉...