請問，這些英文係什麼意思 ?

MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!
我肥到店唔到我個屁股.

THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!!
我唔鐘意早操.

WHAT PART OF QUIET DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
請保持安靜!

OK, NOW DONT MOVE FOR ABOUT A WEEK!
不要動!

SORRY MOM, I'M NEW AT THIS!
對不起媽媽,我唔識!

I hate it when this happens!
我不喜歡這件事發生!

IM SO CUTE, THEY WONT CARE IF I SHRED THIS!!
/

I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED.............
/

H ey..gimme my BALL back!!
還我的球給我!

I said, Go to sleep!!
我說,去訓!

Nice doggie...GOOD boy
乖狗兒!

A little power nap...
一個午睡

Sleeping in again
再睡

WHAT PETS DO WHEN WE'RE AT WORK
我們工作時,物們在做什麼?

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?
你今天笑了嗎?