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Man1: I got my wife a VCP for her birthday!
Man2: Don’t you mean a VCR?
Man1: No, a VCP... Very Cheap Present!
P.S. VCR means video cassette recorder


A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Man: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God: “So you would love her.”
Man: “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God: “So she would love you.”
P.S. dumb means stupid.