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lmao
=Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only.

Applications:
1.
Beth said "lmao" when Jason revealed his miniature testicles.
2.
An abbreviation for 'Laughing My Ass Off'. It is commonly used on internet sources Eg. MSN
Terri: "I fell in the mud in front of Matt and it was soooo embarrassing!"
Abigail: "LMAO!"
3.
"Laughing My Ass Off". Used online to show you find something really funny or are laughing at it alot. Starting to be used in real life when they find something "El-EM-AE-OH!".
JESS: I left the house today with a pair of old pants stuck to my shoe :(
Angela: LMAO! No way..
4.
Lmao- a term in which to show great laughter. For example "lol" ,but with more feeling and more laughing.
Teddy- " Hey guys do you know what an Alaskan fire dragon is?"
Group- "Nooo..."
Teddy-" Ok, its when the girl is giving the guy a ...(explains in EXTREME detailwhich is like the teddyi know)
Holden, Mike, Dallas, Ray, Kyle( the group)-" LMAO!!!! HAHAHA OMG HA"
Kylen- "Eww"
5.
Used in Role Playing Games (RPG) and text messaging when someone says something extreemly funny to you.
Simmilar to ROFLOL. Can be used with this as in ROLFMAO.
"Did U C what Jen is Wearing? It is so damn ugly and she thinks she is all that."
"LMAO"
6.
An acronym standing for Laughing My Anus Off. It literally means laughing until your anus becomes detached from your body. It is a serious medical condition and must be treated AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Billy thought lmao was just an expression used when something was funny. He was dead wrong. He told his friend Jerry a knock-knock joke over IM, to which Jerry responded "lmao." The next day, Jerry was found dead at his keyboard. His anus was nowhere to be found.

2008-04-08 15:56:23 補充：
7.
A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

2008-04-08 15:57:06 補充：
7a. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao
7b. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid *****king idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll *****kingg kill u
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

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佢就會話:Imao,你條野勁細?你條野勁微先o岩呀!

lmao = laugh my arse (ass) off 的縮寫，　意思係　”笑死人”或　”笑死我啦”

用法：　只可用於朋友之間，或一些十分隨便的場合．作文中更加不能用．網上討論區等則很常見的．

E.g.: Peter danced like a monkey in a disco last night, it made me laugh my arse off.

其他可代替的：Laugh my head off (lmho), Rolling on the floor laughing (rofl)

lmao是 laughing my ass off 或 laugh my ass off 的短寫. 直譯就是笑到屁股都甩掉; 意思就是好笑到不得了. (是粗俗的俗語)

在網上或sms聊天, 說笑時, lmao 可代替 hahahaha , 但要注意這是粗俗的說話, 不過不是粗口.