can you find any mistake in this english story?

Today is a nice day, Doris was walking in a road briskly, suddenly she felt hot…oh… she was hectic and gasping, may be flu. She revolved why got flu, she though may be crammed too much food into her stomach in yesterday night.

She went back home and found a pill, and then Doris mashed the pill. Suddenly have a cricket jump onto table.

The cricket said, “Can you cuddle me, honey?”
“It is ventriloquism, isn’t it?” Doris talked to herself
“Absolutely no!” The cricket said
“I think I need a recess!” she said

The cricket proudly said “let me introduce myself, hum hum! Even I am enormous and I have a little of naughty, but I will devote to do for you. What if you need help, I am pleasure to do your baby sitter, let me become to your ideal mate. I engage every your need, I wonder if you are love me?

“Oh no! I listened a rumor about that there has a monster appear this village lately! Oh it is true. My god! Why you doom me? Why you push me into profound?” after Doris was dizzy and fell down.