唔該幫幫手...英文週記,問題自由如題(緊急!!!)

Now the Easter picture is imprisoned the similar majority all in the home, any has not gone to town, suffocates! Saturday I and the salty fish have gone to the amber Li bay, we ride the private car early in the morning to the amber Li bay, rides the vehicle time, I thought the amber Li bay private car is very special, why can I say like this? Is because this vehicle has one kind of good special function, is when has passenger loading, the vehicle can slide like the balloon was mad equally reduces. In drives when waits for a train looks like the balloon gasification to make the vehicle rise, if has the passenger to need to alight, the vehicle can reduce to the passenger alights, this seat vehicle method, I all am first time knew! Then arrived the destination while approximately half hour gentleman. We first go to the sand beach to play, we looked very for a long time only then saw the sand beach in that, we arrived the sand beach to enter the changing room to trade the sand beach trousers, saw opposite party sand beach trousers all did not control self laugh. Chooses a units place in the sand beach to place the goods, has the water on the line the position to play the sand afterwards, we chiselled Sha Lutsai to pilot into that road, we played soon the God not to make America, suddenly under slightly the drizzle, we have not paid attention continue to play, how knew under is bigger, we had to return have tree's position to take shelter from the rain, how knew the rain not to stop, we had to tidy up the goods to return to the changing room to trade clothes

What did you write about? It supposed to be a piece of journal, but I really do not understand what you wrote about. Do you think you are writing in Chinese-English? Or more properly, are you writing in Cantonese-English? Please brush up your english.