What is a good way to get myself put in the witness protection program?

haha that would be fun :)

Kill someone that needs to be killed (Most Wanted fugitive) and ask the government to put you in there because you fear for you and your family's life.

Brandon

Witness the Mafia doing something illegal and then rat them out.

wearing clothes like as a robort

probably witness a crime im not a genius but that one way

Witness something but don't let them find your prints on the gun.......
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Witness something

And make sure that people know you witnessed it.

The best way is to testify against some real bad criminals.

I think you can get adequate training and instruction by watching the movie, "My Blue Heaven" with Steve Martin.

I agree with everyone here. Rat on the Mafia.

do what everyone else does and rat on the Mafia