'Food could be better'
Burp
Fart
Throw up on the other customers
Random dance
Rip of shirt
Impersinate Jesus
Start singing 'I need a hero'
Make out with the hobo that lives in the resteraunts basement
Pee on the floor
Go under the table and shout 'THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!'
Dress up like a llama
Bring a donkey