Survey: What is something you should NEVER do while eating in a fancy resteraunt?

Stand up and announce: "I didn't order the pubic hair with fettuccine."

Speaking in a loud voice and eating in a loud voice and no table manner

Ask for an extra empty glass and a napkin for a spit cup.

Eat from someone elses plate.

Scratch yourself with a fork

No,one should start talking in old English words. They will think you can`t pay the bill, lol

Mention rats :) Hahah!

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Wear a baseball hat.

Wear no panties and a short skirt and eat with your legs spread and cookie hanging out.

'Food could be better'
Burp
Fart
Throw up on the other customers
Random dance
Rip of shirt
Impersinate Jesus
Start singing 'I need a hero'
Make out with the hobo that lives in the resteraunts basement
Pee on the floor
Go under the table and shout 'THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!'
Dress up like a llama
Bring a donkey

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