have you ever wanted to hire a midget to carry your twins?

actually that would be a good idea but I dont have any twins. Can I borrow yours????lol:)

I don't know why, but I'm scared of midgets, just like I'm scared of clowns

umm no and there is no such thing as a midget.!! AHH they are called dwarfs

no my I have a friend that hangs out with midgets all the time. And he calls them midgets. So ya there are midgets, I know cuz i've met them... and ya they look like midgets to me.

Dwarfs makes them sound like mythical creatures.

This question is pretty weird but i'll say yes.

no...even a midget couldnt handle my twins...besides..the bat would just get in their way...and probably spit on their heads

I think your question is offensive to really short people.

well i do not have those twins, but if you need help carrying your twins I am more than happy to apply for the position and i got really big hands and very gentle as well.

I did to wash my sack in the shower

Yes, I would if the common people not to carry them, I would let midget to do that

No I want a good looking, gorgeous, handsome, acceptable, smart, intelligent, good I.Q. level, hygienic, sanitary, classy, nice, sexy guy to hold my double cupcakes with his firm palm springs.
My double cupcakes are golden beige with round pointed tip caramel brown meringue's in the middle of both of them, all he has to do is unwrap them.