我要急口呤!!!

唔知你想要幾多個，同埋要廣東話、普通話，定係英文。你睇睇以下呢幾個可以嗎？

廣東話：

1. 麥當娜約左麥當雄去麥當勞道個間麥當勞食麥皮撈當歸。

2. 姨媽而家去宜家傢俬買而家岩用既宜家傢俬。

3. 肯德龜同肯德雞去肯德基食肯德基最出名既巴辣香雞。

4. 白石白又滑，搬來白石搭白塔。白石塔，白石塔，白石搭石塔，白塔白石搭。搭好白石塔，白塔白又滑。

5. 潘宏彬、祝文君去搬雲吞，祝文君跟潘宏彬去橫濱，潘宏彬同祝文君一齊去紋身，紋枝人參枝參有崩。

6. 郭藹明過郭可盈，話郭可盈個袋型，郭可盈叫郭藹明過海改個袋型，改成孰可盈個袋個袋型。

7. 獅子長蝨子，蝨子咬獅子，獅子抓蝨子，蝨子躲獅子。

8. 教室有殭屍，殭屍抓老師，老師找道士，道士捉殭屍。

9. 金瓜瓜，銀瓜瓜，瓜棚上面結滿瓜。瓜瓜落下來，打著小娃娃；娃娃叫媽媽，媽媽抱娃娃；娃娃怪瓜瓜，瓜瓜笑娃娃。

10. 圓圓遠遠叫圓月，叫來圓月來賞月。圓圓說：月月圓，圓月說：圓圓月。圓圓說：圓月的眼圓比月圓。圓月說：圓圓的圓眼賽圓月。究竟是圓圓，圓月的眼兒圓，還是圓圓的月兒圓。


普通話：

西施死時四十四。

胡圖用筆畫葫蘆，
葫蘆畫得真胡塗，
胡塗不能算葫蘆，
震畫葫蘆不胡塗，
胡圖決心不胡塗，
畫出一隻大葫蘆。

板凳寬，扁擔長，
扁擔要綁板凳上，
板凳不讓扁擔綁，
扁擔非綁板凳上。

高高山上一根藤，
藤條頭上掛銅鈴，
風吹藤動銅鈴動，
風息藤定銅鈴停。

廟裏一隻貓，
樹梢一隻鳥，
貓鳥天天鬧，
不知貓叫鳥，
還是鳥叫猫。

阿壽買豆油，
買了九斗六，
上樓摔跟頭，
漏了幾斗油，
還有六斗九。


英文：

If you understand, say ""understand"".
If you don't understand, say ""don't understand"
But if you understand and say ""don't understand"
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors ?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors ?

When does the wristwatch strap shop shut ?
Does the wristwatch strap shop shut soon ?
Which wristwatch straps are Swiss wristwatch straps ?
The sun shines on shop signs.
Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack.
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a porper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not.
But I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me.

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot.
I'll have a cup of tea.
The cat catchers can't catch caught cats.

Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.

A purely rural duel truly plural is better than a purely plural duel truly rural.

A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

^^ 希望幫到你！^^

急口令



1.床腳撞牆角，牆角撞床角，你話床角撞牆角定牆角撞床腳！

2.姨媽而家去宜家傢俬買而家岩用既宜家傢俬

3.一蚊一隻龜，七蚊一隻雞，佢話龜貴過雞，我話雞貴過龜，咁究竟龜貴過雞定係雞貴過龜。

4.獅子山上獅山寺，山寺門前四獅子。山寺是禪寺，獅子是石獅。獅子看守獅山寺，禪寺保護石獅子。

5.東門東家，南門董家。東董兩家，同種冬瓜。
有人說：東門東家的冬瓜大。誰知南門董家的冬瓜大過東門東家的大冬瓜。

6.出東樓，走六步，碰見六叔和六舅，好六叔，好六舅，借給我六斗六升好綠豆。
過了秋，收了豆，再還給六叔六舅六斗六升好綠豆。



7.金瓜瓜，銀瓜瓜，瓜棚上面結滿瓜。瓜瓜落下來，打著小娃娃；
娃娃叫媽媽，媽媽抱娃娃；娃娃怪瓜瓜，瓜瓜笑娃娃。



8.肯德龜同肯德雞去肯德基食肯德基最出名既巴辣香雞。

9.小王和小黃，一齊畫鳳凰。小王畫黃鳳凰，小黃畫紅鳳凰。
紅鳳凰黃鳳凰，畫成活鳳凰，望著小黃和小王。

10.郭藹明過郭可盈，話郭可盈個袋型，郭可盈叫郭藹明過海改個袋型，改成郭可盈個袋個袋型。

11.街頭3蚊1斤雞，街尾3蚊1斤龜，街頭買斤雞，街尾買斤龜，你話雞貴定龜貴。

12.東瞄廟，西瞄廟，左瞄廟，右瞄廟，調轉頭來瞄瞄廟。

13.繩下調刀，刀倒吊著，繩斷刀掉，刀倒著掉在道上。

14.獅子長蝨子，蝨子咬獅子，獅子抓蝨子，蝨子躲獅子。

15.教室有殭屍，殭屍抓老師，老師找道士，道士捉殭屍。

16.一個新兵吃青餅，一個老兵吃烙餅，新兵請老兵吃青餅，老兵請新兵吃烙餅。

17.小良趕著一群羊，來到山上遇著狼，狼要吃羊羊躲狼，小良救羊打跑狼。

18.高高山上一枝藤，藤條頭上掛銅鈴，風吹藤動銅鈴動，風停藤停銅鈴停。

19.張家嫂子上山摘棗子，李家嫂子上山摘柿子，張家嫂子的姪子背石子，李家嫂子的姪子看子。

20.大婆子是一個駝子，小婆子是一個跛子，大婆子嘲笑小婆子是跛子，小婆子大罵大婆子是子。

21.門外有四十四隻獅子，不知是四十四隻死獅子？還是四十四隻石獅子？(用普通話讀會難d)

22.蔣家羊，楊家牆，蔣家羊撞倒了楊家牆，楊家牆壓死了蔣家羊，楊家要蔣家賠牆，蔣家要楊家賠羊。

23.張大嘴，李大嘴，兩人對坐來比嘴。張大嘴說李大嘴的嘴大，李大嘴說張大嘴的嘴大。

24.橋東走來一條狗，橋西走來一隻猴，未到橋心兩碰頭，彼此匆匆跑回頭，
猴跑幾步望望狗，狗跑幾步望望猴，究竟猴怕狗，還是狗怕猴？

25.張啞巴，李啞巴，登了此樓吹喇叭，張啞巴吹的喇叭，大李啞巴吹的大喇叭。

26.張結巴，李結巴，來到市場比結巴。張結巴說李結巴的結巴大，李結巴說張結巴的結巴大。

27.房子裡有箱子箱子裡有匣子，匣子裡有盒子，盒子裡有鐲子。鐲子外有盒子，盒子外有匣子，匣子外有箱子，箱子外有房子。


2008-02-11 22:55:32 補充：
http://hk.geocities.com/lonely_dream_jenny_93/

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2008-02-11 22:44:05 補充：
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