✰What's your usual/uncommon excuse?

If I get caught sleeping in class...

When my teacher calls my name, I lift my head up (without saying anything) and do the sign of the cross.

It means I was praying.

EXCUSED.

Hahaha! XD

another kewl question... wow... what if I have tons of 'excuses' ?

favorite; wha... repeat that? I was lost in a blonde moment....
or wait a minute... I am having a blonde moment, let me enjoy it....

next; I don't think so... can't blame me for that...it's not my fault! I am not your mother; prove it! yeah, didn't think so...

hmmm... also... give me a minute..... wait... wait... oh.. shoot.. sorry, can't help... the reason ran away there...

you will have excuse my stupidity....my ex dropped me down the stairs one too many times I guess.. been slow ever since...... thanks for pointing it out though... so kind of you.... get fried............ <<the guilty look and curiosity silence the masses and I am off the hook as they wonder 'is it true?'>>

most uncommon <to me... maybe others use it? never heard it though>
you think that is my fault? oh no! excuse you!! uh, your mother fail to raise you with manners? how rude of you to not know to not ask.... that is not the way I see it.... hpmh...... you failed to re-iterate numerous times over the importance therefore I felt you did not really want me to begin and/or finish the start of my homework/report for meeting/timely presence and yet here it is/I am.... I did you a favor and saved you from lookin' the fool and you try to come down on me like this? you owe me an apology and a thank you.... waiting... you just remember next time you want to ride me for doing more than I know I should have or maybe I will just have already done what is expected........
-------> I get a blank look, thanks... and they wander off repeating what I said mumbling it.... lol.. even teachers! ha... when it sinks in and I get the "HEY! you just tricked me" I shrug, put my finger to my lips like it is a secret and say... "shhhhh, you want others to know you were outwitted by a blonde??" they go all blank again and look around... heheheh

some one came and fought with me

I dont want to do as I hate it to do, at last I have done it.

nargles stole my shoes.

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

That i have a splitting headache♥


CHEERS
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Sorry, not very uncommon♥

someone accidently gave me a cookie with nuts and i'm allergic to nuts so i couldn't stop throwing up

no need for excuses...i tell it like it is !!!!!

I was a witness to an accident and thats why I'm late.