What did Jesus not say that you wish He had said?

I am coming to save everyone on this date ____ ____ ___!!

Yes, I AM the original hippie...now have another spliff.

Write that down and make sure you back up the files so there is no controversy when I am gone.

I love a parade. It is my cross to bear.

I think he wrapped things up nicely. Maybe he could have warned us the the Book Of Revelations would be an acid trip of a read, but I can see some of the symbolism beginning to appear.

Thou shall not whack your sister on the head with blunt objects, as it will cause her great pain.

And also with you...

From one Sam to another.... I wish Jesus would have said Love thy enemies....oh wait he did. People just would rather kill them than love them. And honestly, are religious ppl more likely to support the death penalty and war, but yet claim to be Pro-Life? Red letter evangelicals are starting to get it right. I actually like some of those guys........ and Im more of a Buhdist that practices Christianity. I dont pray to Budha as God, but I dont have the picture of Jesus, that man created, in my mind either. I see someone who resembles me.

I wish he really gave an exact time when HE was coming back! Not in a round about way like in the bible.

I want him Wish him let me follow him all the time in the darkness walking

Everybody is equal in My Father's eyes; it does not matter if ye are black or white, gay or straight, or fat or thin. Heed onto My words, and ye shall enjoy eternal bliss in the kingdom of My Father.

I wish he commanded a two day workday!