英文爛gag~

Where does a snowman dance? Ans : Snowball
Why does a witch must use a broomstick to fly? Ans : A vacuum cleaner is too heavy for them.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ans : Someone who could not reach the bell.
What kind of tiles can't be stuck on the wall? Ans : reptiles.
Why is the sea so friendly? Ans : It's always giving little waves.

What key can open a banana? (A monkey)

Why does a bicycle cannot stand up? (Coz it has two tyres (two tyres = too tired))

Why does Mickey go to the space? (Coz he found "Pluto")