Give me some English IQ questions.

What kind of table is edible?
---Vegetable

What kind of weather scares off the pets?
---Rainy days, because it is "raining dogs and cats"

Why japanese don't have to cook?
---Because sushi is made of raw fish

Why letter E is like London?
---Because E is the capital of England

What part of the body has the most rhythm?
---Eardrums

"I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."
---Tomorrow

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
---Because he was dead

What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?
---Friday

What kind of dog has no tail?
---Hot dog

What month do soldiers hate?
---March

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Why is basketball courts so wet?
ANS: because players dribble.