Have you ever coughed out loud to disguise a fart?

Never, fart it like it is I mean tell it like it is, in reality I try To Get to The Washroom first but sometimes I Laugh & Whoop Their it is! Here is a story of this dude who went to this ladies house and he had ate something that did not agree with him so he was holding a lot of gas in when he sat down on the couch, He thought to himselfI am going to explode so he tried to disguise with a cough and the lady who has a dog said Henry get out from under there, So now the dude thought wow this lady thinks it's her dog Henry and decides to let another fart go! Then She screamed at the dog and said Henry get out from There Now! Well The Dude could not believe his Luck and decided to let it All out once and for all, Then She Screamed at the Top Of her Lungs and Said Henry Get out from under there before He kills You! HA Ha Ha LOL LOL Snicker snicker :P

peter on family guy has

HOW did you know I do that.

LOL... but do you know that everyone does?

no

I've tried (not sure if it worked!!!), and I've also accidentally farted when I coughed!!!!

yes, i will be brave enough to admit that ,lol

Yeah - but you better have good timing!!!!!

Don't bother asking how I know that............ :)

no i would not

I am so offended that you think women are exempt from this question, however I can't remember much of anything as you know, so of course I cannot recall the loudest fart