Skewer a bamboo stick going from each wrist, through the arm, down the side of the body and leg and coming out the ankle on both sides of the body. Stretch out to create flesh flaps. Tie a string around neck and happy kite flying.
Dont you feel bad when people give harsh comments about your pic? I personally find you cute and give a thumbs down to all those fools who comment on your looks. I'd suggest make human kites of such jokers.