Can u give me 2 english jokes?

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
*Mommy,* she said, *can we leave now?*
*No,* her mother replied.
*Well, I think I have to throw up!*
*Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.*
After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
*Did you throw up?* Mom asked.
*Yes.*
*How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?*
*I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, *For the Sick.*


A man placed an ad in the classifieds: *Wife wanted.*
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: *You can have mine.*