可否幫我番釋成英文?

12月繽紛聖誕優惠，客人凡惠顧HK$3,800套票（只限花款），均可獲65折優惠。
冬季震撼大優惠：現凡惠顧各項手／腳部護理首次試做價50% Off。更抵優惠：凡購買5次或以上手／腳部護理，均可獲68折優惠。震撼優惠：現首20名惠顧客戶可額外加送價值HK$100 Coupon（只限貼石／劃花款）
In December riotous Christmas preferential benefit, visitor who purchase HK$3,800 token(Only limits the pattern), may attain 65 to fold the preferential benefit. The winter shocking big preferential benefit : Presently every your help each item of hand/foot department nursing, tries to make price 50% Off for the first time. A special preferential benefit : Purchases 5 times or begins/foot department nursing will have a 68% dicounts. Shocking preferential benefit : Presently 20 customer may deliver a value HK$100 Coupon (Pastes the stone/Delimits the pattern only).

a lot of grammar mistakes-_-
a 68% dicounts????
It should be "a 32 % off"

In December the riotous Christmas preferential benefit, the visitor every your help or friendship HK$3,800 token (only limits pattern), may attain 65 to fold the preferential benefit. The winter shocks the big preferential benefit: Presently every your help or friendship each item of hand/foot department nurses tries to make price 50% Off for the first time. Arrives at the preferential benefit: Every purchases 5 time or begins/the foot department to nurse, may attain 68 to fold the preferential benefit. Shocks the preferential benefit: Presently 20 your help or friendship customer may the volume sur- deliver value HK$100 Coupon (only to limit pastes stone/to delimit pattern)