What do you want to say to Santa?

Can i have a ride in your sleigh :)

Hi Santa I'm a big fan! Just want to know how you do it and if you do make it around the world in one night, what's with the belly!

Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas this year is one more chance to see me Da.
Love,
Me

What the hell happened to the Chopper that I ordered in 1976!

you are late for 30 years

Dear Santa,

Let me explaine........

Santa, what are you doing on top of mommy ?

I want to ask him for an elf so it can do my chores and build some stuff for me.

I love you Santa.

Santa why is my mom putting present on Christmas stockings instead of you

I love you Santa