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The standard position may not in paper two opposite angles on-line,
after ok be allowed to start to ask pen immortal ~~ to invite the pen
immortal the method: All participations person's layer upon layer
shakes the hand on the pen grasps by four figures the penstock thumb
only leaves according to the writing skill way perhaps each person the
index finger then repeatedly sincerely to read according to the
writing skill "the" pen 仙筆 immortal please to come out "" after
the pen started slowly to move the pen immortal is please come out has
been allowed to ask a question by now the question! ! ! How invites
the pen immortal gauge position: After asked all questions sincere
reads "the" pen 仙筆 immortal please to go back "" when the pen tip
to go back to the standard calculated please go back! ! ! How
reconstruction: After plays compares first please the white paper
tears up the pen also please to break off then discards or burns like
this roughly may....

[ How plays pen immortal to capture greatly makes up placard ]
the pretage work: After above gets ready please first again on the paper marks the standard (in standard please to select on 1. conveniences please return when turns over to position) and annotate some writing for example: Is Otherwise But May not.. And so on perhaps some digital
* Standards positions may not in paper two opposite angles on-line, after ok be allowed to start to ask pen immortal ~~
To invite the pen immortal the method: All participations person layer upon layer shakes the hand on the pen grasps by four figures the penstock thumb only leaves according to the writing skill way perhaps each person the index finger then repeatedly sincerely to read according to the writing skill " " The pen immortal please come out " " After the pen started slowly to move the pen immortal is please come out has been allowed to ask a question by now the question! ! !
How invites the pen immortal gauge position: After asked all questions sincere reads " " The pen immortal please go back " " When the pen tip goes back after the standard calculated please go back! ! ! How reconstruction: After plays compares first please the white paper tears up the pen also please to break off then discards or burns like this roughly may....

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Pretage work: After the above gets ready please first again on the paper mark the standard (in standard please to light a convenience please return when turns over to position) and annotate some writing for example: Yes. Otherwise. But. May not…And so on perhaps some digital * standard position may not in the paper two diagonal lines, after ok be possible to start to ask pen immortal ~~ to invite the pen immortal the method: All participation person layer upon layer shakes the hand on the pen grasps by four figures the penstock thumb only leaves according to the writing skill way perhaps each person the index finger to press the writing skill then to read sincerely the "" pen excellent poem immortal please to come out repeatedly "" after the pen started to move the pen immortal is slowly do be please come out has been possible to ask a question by now the question!!! How invites the pen immortal gauge position: After asked all questions when sincere reads the "" pen excellent poem immortal please to go back "" the pen tip to go back to the standard please go back!!! How damage control: After plays compares first please the white paper do tear up the pen also please to break off then discards or burns down may like this roughly….

Pretage work: After the above gets ready please first again on the paper mark the standard (in standard please to light a convenience please return when turns over to position) and annotate some writing for example: Yes. Otherwise. But. May not…And so on perhaps some digital
* standard position may not in the paper two diagonal lines, after ok be possible to start to ask pen immortal ~~
to invite the pen immortal the method: All participation person layer upon layer shakes the hand on the pen grasps by four figures the penstock thumb only leaves according to the writing skill way perhaps each person the index finger to press the writing skill then to read sincerely the "" pen excellent poem immortal please to come out repeatedly "" after the pen started to move the pen immortal is slowly do be please come out has been possible to ask a question by now the question!!!
How invites the pen immortal gauge position: After asked all questions when sincere reads the "" pen excellent poem immortal please to go back "" the pen tip to go back to the standard please go back!!! How damage control: After plays compares first please the white paper do tear up the pen also please to break off then discards or burns down may like this roughly….