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chinese:

加菲貓（Garfield），簡稱加菲，又可譯為加菲爾。一隻橙色和肥胖的貓，品種為虎斑貓。
牠喜歡大量的吃、長時間的睡、看電視、在籬笆上跳舞（但常被鄰居打下去），以及捉弄歐弟和老姜。
牠最喜愛的食物是寬條麵、咖啡、甜餅圈等（但以寬條麵為首），但討厭葡萄乾、貓餅乾。（動畫中曾說過他有三大不吃食物，分別為葡萄乾、蝸牛和水果蛋糕，漫畫有時也會出現其他不吃的食物，如波菜）另外，牠曾嘗試捕捉雀鳥並可能曾將之吃掉，但牠是不吃老鼠的。牠也討厭蜘蛛。
牠最討厭星期一。一般而言星期一為牠帶來災難，但如果該日是牠的生日6月19日則例外。

english:

The Gaffey cat (Garfield), is called Gaffey, also may translate for adds Feir. An orange and the obese cat, the variety is 虎斑 the cat. It massively likes eating, the long time rests, looked the television, dances in the fence (but is often overcome by neighbor), as well as makes fun of Ou Ti and Lao Jiang. It most likes food is the width strip surface, the coffee, the sweet cake circle and so on (but take width strip surface as), but is repugnant 葡萄乾, the cat biscuit. (In animation once had said he has three is big does not eat food, respectively be 葡萄乾, snail and fruit cake, cartoon sometimes also can appear food which other does not eat,for example波菜) other, it once will attempt the capture small birds and possibly once eating, but it was does not eat the mouse. Its also repugnant spider. Its most repugnant Monday. Generally speaking Monday brings the disaster for it, but if this day is its birthday on June 19 outside the rule.

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Gaffey cat (Garfield), is called Gaffey, also may translate for adds Feir.An orange and the obese cat, the variety is a tabby cat.
It likes eating, the long time massively rests, looked (but the television, dances in the fence is often hit by neighbor), as well as makes fun of Ou Di and Lao Jiang.
It most likes (but food is the width strip surface, the coffee, the sweet cake circle and so on take width strip surface as), but repugnant raisin, cat biscuit.（In the animation once had said he has in a big way three does not eat food, sometimes respectively be the raisin, the snail and the fruit cake, the cartoon also can appear food which other do not eat, if the spinach) other, it will once attempt the capture small birds and possibly once eating, but it did not eat the mouse.Its also repugnant spider.
Its most repugnant Monday.Generally speaking Monday brings the disaster for it, but if this day is its birthday on June 19 outside the rule.