唔駭幫我中轉英文,好少20分

first thing to do is to change your rude matter.

Agent: My God! I have not gotten an order nearly two months. I hope that I could get an order from the coming customer today.

{dialing the phone}

Customer: Hello!

Agent: Morning (or afternoon) I am calling from ABC Company and my name is xxxx. Now, I want to introduce a special promote to you and hope that you could give me two minutes to explain. If you change to use our broadband service now, you could have one year of free service and earn HK1000 coupon of Park-n-shop supermarket.

Customer: Well! It seems so good for me. What should I do if i change to use your service?

Agent: It's so simple. Hello. Hello.... OH! SHIT, why I am so unlucky to have such bad thing?

Customer: Hello. Hello.. How do you do your business? Why you cut my line?

Agent: Oh God! I haven't had an order in two whole months! I'm putting my live and soul in the next customer, I'm going to die if I don't get her order!

(Dialing the phone)

Customer: Hello.

Agent: Hi, I'm calling from ABC Communications. We have a promotion that we would like to offer you. If you switch to ABC right now, you'll get one year of high-speed internet subscription absolutely free and plus a 1000HKD couple that you can use at any Parker's.

Customer: That sounds great! So what do I have to do?

Agent: It's really simple, you just have to...hello? hello?...hello? XxyZ...SH*T! My last chance has just gone down the drain!

Customer: Hello? Hello?Hellllooooo...? What the FXCK!? That b a s t a r d just cut me off! I guess he doesn't need my business then!

五知我甘寫粗口過五過道關。。。

Customer: Hello

Agent: Hello! I Agent ABC telecommunications company, I now do bear a promotion, if you are Turntable to our company, our customers do, you can enjoy a year of free cable broadband services. With 1,000 yuan Park'n Shop cash coupons to you.

Customer: uproar company - now! Company - Turntable to咩procedures ah?

Agent: Good simple as long as you ... Hello ....喂喂... ... Hey喂喂XxyZ mother, even the days I played.

Customer: Hello ... ..喂喂sing! You do business, I Mama's cut line.

Agent:Day! My two month does not only do! Now the solar eclipse gruel eats a fixed amount the food to have to think this visitor only does cannot achieve

Customer:Feeding


Agent:Hello! I am ABC telecommunication company's Agent, our company makes the tight promotion now, if you the turnplate to our company, are our user now, you may enjoy a year free wired 寛 frequency service.劵 gives you with 1000 Yuan May baker cashes.

Customer:Whish 咁 positive! 咁 the turnplate wants baa the procedure

Agent:Good simple so long as you .......Feeding ..........Feeds ............Feeds X x y the Z mother, all plays with me including the another day.

Customer:Feeding .....Feeds humph! Whether you do do business, mother's cut I line

抱歉!!!寛字、劵字和咁字不懂

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