番譯!!!唔要字對字咁番譯!!""真係識英文ge人幫我!!!唔要一個字一個字咁番

今天好頭痛,痛到我就黎死得,唔知點解,所以上堂成日都訓左著,搞到比老師話我,哈哈,今個星期是最好的,因為冇野test,keke.
I have a big headache today and this makes me really painful, so I slept in my class during lessons without realizing anything. Finally, my teacher scolded me. Haha, this week is really lucky and I should be relax because there isn't any test. [我個人認為 keke 唔應該寫出黎.]

自己翻譯

今天好頭痛,痛到我就黎死得,唔知點解,所以上堂成日都訓左著,搞到比老師話我,哈哈,今個星期是最好的,因為冇野test,keke.
Don't know why I almost killed by head-ache today, so, I slept in the class and were warned by my teacher.
Alright! this is the best week as there will be no exam (test) the whole week!

Have a headache very much today,I don't know why, always fall asleep while having a class. Lead to the fact that is scolded by the teacher. Ha,whereas it is the best this week, because there is not any test, keke.