請列出黑色幽默的例子

▲故事的例子 (Stories Example)▲：
1. 羅密歐與朱麗葉的故事。他們倆互相愛對方但到最後一齊死去。
Romea and Juliet's story.Both love each other but all dead at the end.



◆足球球員的例子 (Football Players Examples)◆：
2. 活基治在2004年被皇馬以1400萬磅收購，但他受傷超過一年。
Woodgate bought by Real Mardia in 2004 around 14millions pounds but got injury for more than one year

3. 麥卡倫不想碧咸留在英格蘭國家隊，但英格蘭國家隊的成績一落千丈。
Steven McClaran didn't want Beckham in the England team but the England result was decreasing afterward.



█電影影星的例子 (Movie Stars Example)█：
4. 哈利波特被一家庭收養，但那家庭時常折磨他。
Harry Potter adopts by a family, but the family always afflict him.



★最典型的例子 (The Most Typical Examples)★：

5. 某某很開心出席頒獎典禮，但整個活動也沒有自己的獎項，失望而回。
Someone attends an awarding ceremony happily, however the whole event dont have any awards belong to oneself, at last who gets disapointed to home only.

6. 某某相當興奮在機埸等候名星出現，但最後因天雨關係而取消行程。
Someone is very excited to wait for pop stars at the airport, but finally they cancel the travel due to the rain.

黑色幽默 BLACK HUMOR
使用諷刺或荒誕的喜劇手法來嘲弄人們愚蠢行為的幽默

我引用一個維基百科的例子:
例子1:
某个被判绞刑的人，在临上绞架前，指着绞刑架故作轻松地询问刽子手：“你肯定这玩意儿结实吗？”

例子2:
一個小孩和媽媽到墳場拜祭父親, 碑文上讚寫著:
某某先生
捨己救人的男子漢
受萬人敬仰的英雄
小孩驚叫起來: 嘩! 原來爸爸跟兩個人葬在一起!

例子3:
戴安娜和德蘭修女有何分別？
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希望你會對黑色幽默有多點印象．．．．

Romea and Juliet's story.Both love each other but all dead at the end.

Woodgate bought by Real Mardia in 2004 around 14millions pounds but got injury for more than 1 yr.

Steven McClaran didn't want Beckham in the England team but the England result was decreasing afterward.