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唔該！(英譯中)

"It was a cold,dark night. The cold was interrupted only by the sheets of rain that suddenly fell out of the sky,running down his back. She was coming. He knew in a few minutes she would be coming down the street. And when she got under the street light so he could be absolutely sure,then..........."
"Um,ah,hmm. Your honor, I thought the jury might enjoy a quick preview of my novel before we begin this illegal parking case,"