我想要d英文IQ題,笑話I want to find Eng IQ Question,a joke

Q :Why did grandma put a roll under her rocking chair ?

A: Because she want to rock and roll.


corr. : A: Because she wantED to rock and roll .

我有呀,睇下你0岩唔0岩用啦.

這裡有很多分類的笑話,例如:
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Animals
Aviation
Bar Jokes
Blind Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Crazy Jokes
Dumb Laws
English Car Bumpers
Ethnic Jokes
等等

另外這個是個中篇笑話,唔太長又幾好笑
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這裡都有一些推薦網站:
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www.jokepier.com
www.funny.com
www.joke-of-the-day. com

1. 英文笑話

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone )

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:31:15
Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone ). And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about? 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:31:38
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan ( everyone ) is on his way to the hospital. 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:32:01
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You
may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. ( sorry ) 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:32:22
參考資料:
http://discuss.com.h k/viewthread.php?tid =2435353&extra=p age=1 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:32:30
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1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:33:12
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:33:29
The little girl said, *When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah*.
The teacher asked, *What if Jonah went to hell?*
The little girl replied, *Then you ask him!* 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:33:37
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2) TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: *HIJKLMNO*!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:34:13
3) A student comes to a young professor*s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.*I would do anything to pass this exam, 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:35:12
* she says.She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. *I mean,* she whispers, *I would do anything... 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:35:25
*He returns her gaze, *Anything?**Anything .*His voice softens, *Anything?**Anything ,* she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. *Would you ... study?* 補充時間：2006-10-10 11:35:36
參考資料:
http://www.ajokeaday .com/

希望幫到你啦.