有冇人可以help me 將以下既中文字翻譯英文?

其實如果呢個係真實情形你都唔晒用英文啦! 如果佢地真係識中文, 佢地會明你想講咩, 就算佢地扮唔知道, 都會有各種怪異的行為做出來. 如果係你認錯人, 佢地真係唔識英文, 咁佢地就唔會明呢段野點解, 咁就可以避免出現尷尬的場面.

不過既然你想, 我就試下譯啦~
Dear customer (用dear好D, hi好似好親切同冇咁formal)
You claimed that we have to communicate in English as you don't understand Chinese.
However, I saw you, in an auction, communicating with the buyers in Chinese.
How are you going to explain it?
Are you a cheater?
I can only trade face-to-face & nbsp, I have no bank account.
Thank you.

我建議你將 'How are you going to explain it? Are you a cheater?' 改成 'I would like a clear explanation to this.' 這樣會有禮貌D.

Hi.. The buyer hello! ! Your speech does not know Chinese to need to
speak English with you but is I looks your excellent auction market I
to see but actually you is puts up WOR. with Chinese with the buyer
communication. How did you explain? Is it possible that you deceive
the person? I only limit deliver in person ONLY.I no bank mouth
THZ~

Dear Buyer,

You have mentioned that you didn't know chinese and I needed to talk to you with English. However, from your auction site, I found that you used Chinese to communicate with other buyers. How would you explain that? Are you a liar?

By the way, I have no bank account and will ONLY trade face-to-face. Thanks.

Dear Buyer:

You said you don't know Chinese that i need to talk to you in English, but i was in your personal auction house when i saw you talking to the buyers in Chinese, how do you explain that? Are you a liar? By the way, i only do business face - to - face, and i don't have a bank account.

Hi... Hello buyer!!
You had mentioned you only knew english
but you used chinese in your acution centre before
How can you explain that?
Are you a cheater?
i can only trade by face-to-face & nbsp
I have not bank account
THZ~

Dear buyer ,
you said that you can't speak Chinese but English .
Later , when I searched for your auction , I found that you can communicate with buyers in Chinese . How can you explain this ? Aren't you a deceiver ?
For me , I can only deal in meeting and I have no bank account
yours faithfully ,
Your Name