這五句英文何解？(請不要用翻譯機)

我想講, 這5句是英文, 但係冇meaningful既translation架, 因為佢地係pangram
pangram 係用哂26個英文子母,(在你的句子中,仲要唔重複添)咁去寫成一句句子:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangram
A pangram (Greek: pan gramma, "every letter"), or holoalphabetic sentence, is a sentence which uses every letter of the alphabet at least once. Pangrams are used, like lorem ipsum, to display typefaces and test equipment.
唔係話唔可以幫你translate哂做中文單字,但係就算我咁做, 同用左翻譯機係冇分別既,因為成句睇都冇meaning啦
jock先生，電視測驗PhD，袋了一些小貓
Cwm海灣銀行縱的溝紋vext測驗
面紅的,邋遢的夜衣女人vex'd jack Q
Squdgy菲斯，空白的jimp crwth嗓音??
電視測驗拖著美女吹動著JFK(JFK 是紐約一個機場...)的舵手???
Q-kelt晶簇矮人梳著jynx(jynx是pokemon的一個角色)的臉...
完全冇意思可言....

PhD = 哲學博士... lynx=山貓... Cwm 是 Scrabble ge 官方字.... (I play scrabble) 解 valley... read as "koom" vext = vex ge simple past... 使生氣 vex'd = vexed= vex( 莎士比亞 常用 abbr." 'd ") crwth 又係 Official scrabble 字 = 一種弦樂器

係咪cfm係英文先