What is the funniest thing your pet has ever done??

our friends dog when you ask him would you rather be a south carolina gamecock or dead? he falls down and plays dead..lol

my dog saw his reflection on my bass drum head and barked at it. The bark reverberated in the drum and scared him so he kept barking while backing away from the drum

If you try to take her rawhide away she acts like she faints... She drops down and rolls onto her back. The second she gets up you reach for it again and she drops again. Its hilarious.

We were getting our 18-wheeler worked on, had some electrical problems in the dash. Our Shitzu is a cleptomaniac. He kept stealing the screws from the mechanic, then he stole the screwdriver. We didn't tell him the dog likes to steal things. He looked for it a long time. It was so funny when he finally realized it was the dog the entire time!!

said my name, imitate the telephone ring, scream extremely loud when you come home, and swear in tagalouge (fillipino language)

my pet is a myna bird.

The three Shelties collaborated together once. The two boys escaped through the front door and ran off down the street. The girl dog was smart enough to stay inside and steal my bro's pb&j sandwich.
The baby bunny is going through puberty now and is starting to spray to mark territory. Unfortunately, she's given many a golden shower. : (
The cat is just too funny for words. She finds the oddest places in the house to hang out in all day. Lately it's been the bathroom - either the sink or the cabinet under it.

That's not nice about your poor dog getting shocked!

my dog bit into another owners beach ball when we were at the
beach,i said fetch and it came back with the broken beach ball.
but that guy was nice he did'nt make me pay!

there was a family over at my parent's house when i was a teenager. the family was thinking about buying one of our cars we had been trying to sell and then in come my two dogs to find out what's going on. so my parents and the family keep talking to work out the deal, when suddenly right in the middle of the floor my male dog starts getting busy with our female dog. it was so embarrassing, but hey, they still bought the car!

There are way too many to list. My dachshund used to jump into the bathtub with my toddler every night! We used to have to close the door to keep her out.
And it's pretty funny when the cat humps the dog. lol

I have a 2 year old german shepherd that makes everyone crap themselves when he walks by even though he wouldn't ever hurt anyone. It's really funny.