i'm no thief, dun worry.
i would try to wake u up,i won't torture u.
if it's serious,i'll drive u to the hospital or call 9-1-1
why do u ask?
my kitchen is clean,so it'll be fine to collaspe on.
JOKING,thanl goodness u won't faint
Well this has happened to me several times, so i would not panic... I would simply drag you out to the garage, wrap you in some plastic, and take you to the.... oh wait you said fainted.... oops, my bad.
I would run to the phone really fast, dial 911, and call for an ambulance. Then I would run back over to you, kneel down beside you, and try to revive you by giving you "CPR." Or I would spray you with cold water, using the fauset gun thing. lol!!!