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有一次,mike 就去左玩具店!買左一個機械人!佢好開心!~佢返到屋企,就改壯果個機械人,因為佢覺得好新奇有趣!~改壯之後個機械人唔聽話!~亂射mike屋企!~所有野都冇曬了!~最後機械人冇電,就咁停左啦!~
On one occasion, Mike went to a toy store and bought a robot. He was so excited and went home. He then disassembled and converted the robot and was fascinated by doing it. However, the converted robot lost its control, shot Mike's house continously and wracked everything. Eventually the robot ceased working as its battery power ran out.

2007-06-03 12:58:07 補充：
tifeeeeee: "the robot didn't listen"是中式英文﹐英文不能用中文說法“唔聽話", 應該說 “失去控制”(lost control).

Once, mike goes to the left toy store! Buys the left mechanical man! 佢 good happy! ~ 佢 returns to the room business, changes a strong fruit mechanical man, because 佢 thinks novelly interesting! after ~ changes the strong, mechanical man not to be obedient! ~ snaps the mike room business! ~ all wild 冇 exposed to the sun! the ~ final mechanical man 冇 electricity, 咁 stops left! ~

Mike once went to the toy store and bought a robot. He was very happy! Then he went home and restructured the robot because he was very curious. After restructuring, the robot did not function according to the instruction but shot Mike's home. All the things at Mike's home were destroyed. At last the robot stopped because out of battery.

有一次,mike 就去左玩具店!買左一個機械人!佢好開心!~佢返到屋企,就改壯果個機械人,因為佢覺得好新奇有趣!~改壯之後個機械人唔聽話!~亂射mike屋企!~所有野都冇曬了!~最後機械人冇電,就咁停左啦!~

Once, mike goes to the left toy store! Buys the left mechanical man!he good is happy! ~ it returns the room business, changes a strongfruit mechanical man, because it thought novel is interesting! After~ changes the strong mechanical man not to be obedient! ~ randomlyshoots the mike room business! ~ all was wild all no exposes to thesun! The ~ final mechanical man had not electricity, stops left! ~

Have once, the mike goes to a left toy store!Buy a left robot!The Ju is very happy!~The Ju returns house Qi, change strong fruit robot, because the Ju feels very unusual and interesting!~Change robot Wu after strengthening obedient!~Shoot mike house Qi in disorder!~All wild all the Mou insolated!~The end robot Mou gives or gets an electric shock, stopping for the Gan left!~