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You can go to this website, there are 82 of them:[中文]
http://hk.geocities.com/kamcheng999/7.htm

Also[中文]:
http://www.rotary.edu.hk/chinese/chl/lpage.htm

The following are English:
Q: What did Mrand Mrs Chicken call their baby?
A: Egg

Q:Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q:What is a slug?
A: A snail with a housung problem.

Q:Did you know that it takes three sheep to make a sweater?
A: Hmmm.I didn;t know they could even knit!

Q:What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: What animals drops from the clouds?
A: A raindeer

Q: Hey.when is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar!

Q: What is a ghost's favourite type of fruit?
A: Boo-berry!

Q: Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q:What is a witch favourite class in school?
A: Spelling!

電視機

脖子長長腿更長,翅膀短短不能飛.
遇險耙頭埋沙堆,看來像個膽小鬼.

白貓白 色,黑貓黑色,那紅貓是甚麼顏色

答案:黑白色(熊貓)