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1

God and the man

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"



2

Genie joke

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.

The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"


3

What's 3 x 2?

A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he
had failed the maths test.

His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"

The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said
'3 x 2 is 6'."

"Well, that's right" said his father.

The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"

"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.

The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that's
why I failed the maths test.

2007-05-13 11:49:52 補充：
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One guy his English " No Good " ( Like me !!! ) One day while he walk on the street, he hit a Enlish speaking guy (鬼佬),
he said " I'm sorry " The English guy answer said " I'm sorry too " but the guy was misunderstood reply " I'm sorry three " the English guy was confused said " What you sorry for ? " but this poor guy answer again " I'm sorry five "