翻譯英文笑話

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There was a woman, who had a son who was 3 years old.
One day she found out her son was yelling to the child outside the house.
"Goodbye son!"
The woman was not paying attention to her son at first.
She thought that her son was talking to a child near their house.
But she found out her son was only talking around sunset.
She saw there was no one outside the house during that time.
The woman was afraid.
So she asked her son who was he talking to.
Her son said " I was talking to the son!"
The woman said" There is no one outside!"
The son pointed outside and said "The SUN!"
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Said a woman, she has a three-year-old son about the day .... She found that her son in the side window while waving speech : "Pierrot Goodbye! "Women do not seem to mind the idea initially thought his son ... with the street passing Arbor speech ( because he lives in the very low) but we feel that every time her son around dusk when it stresses wo ... see the window but it was more and more convinced ... friends ... So there is a fear that his son and asked who said goodbye ah. .... son replied : "Compared uncle! "Mom asked : "Nobody outside ah with what you say uncle!?! "My son outside while pointing to the side of her, responded : "Which is a pity uncle sun went ah!"

The speech said has a woman, she has a three year old of about youngest son….
Some on first she discovered that, her son waves the hand in the window while says: “Uncle goodbye!”
Woman at first not by Italy .....
In has started off with the street the brother-in-law speaks ( his family because but by the son to live very lowly)
thought her son each time all is about the dusk speaks wo only then
like this .....But outside blind window some people .....The friend more wants more to be afraid….
Therefore asked who the son and did say goodbye .....
Son reply: “with Uncle!”
Mother also asked that,Outside “nobody! Which uncle do you with speak?”
The son on the one hand points at outside on the other hand was replying she said:
Uncle “which?????
Solar uncle! “ 　

The speech said has a woman, she has three year old of about little son.... Some on first she discovered that, her son waves the hand in the window while says: "Uncle goodbye!" Woman at first not by □Italy..... In has started off with the street 阿伯 the speech (because □his family lives by □the son is very low) but thought her son each time all is about the dusk says only then like this Wo.... But outside the blind window has the person.... The friend more wants more to be afraid.... Thereupon asked who the son and did say goodbye..... Son reply that, "with Uncle!" Mother also asked that, Outside "nobody! Which uncle do you with speak?" The son on the one hand refers outside on the other hand was replying she said: Uncle "which? ? ? ? ? Solar Uncle!"

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