我想要一個gag,比較好笑既.大概30-45秒到(要英文ar!!!!!!!!!)10分

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1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said, *When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah*.
The teacher asked, *What if Jonah went to hell?*
The little girl replied, *Then you ask him!* 11:33
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2) TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: *HIJKLMNO*!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!
3) A student comes to a young professor*s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.*I would do anything to pass this exam,
* she says.She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. *I mean,* she whispers, *I would do anything...
*He returns her gaze, *Anything?**Anything .*His voice softens, *Anything?**Anything ,* she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. *Would you ... study?*
參考資料:
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BY CH WAN
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