I'm lazy. Can you make me not lazy?

Your not lazy you are an expert rester I think you should go Pro Man good luck.

Sure I can, and without any hard work on your part, but it would require military grade brainwashing methods.

Change is hard work... for the person wanting to change.

Your gonna have to kick your own butt. Join the Military that will solve your problem.

I'd answer you but I to am too lazy to think up the answer.

Your thought has already answered your question.

If you want to stop being lazy-forget your last sentence. I see you don't have a positive attitude to work,but the truth is that we must work anyway-you have to do it....hmmm I would exercise really,and play sports,all the while setting goals that I could reach. When you begin to feel the satisfaction that comes with it maybe you might forget your laziness...

Sorry dude, I am too tired to get off this chair.....

You seem to enjoy being lazy. Why stop? In fact, if I were you I would find more things to do to be lazy. Stay in bed as long as you can, take more naps...

Enjoy life the lazy way!

1.turn on american idol

2.wait for Sanjaya Malakar to come on

3.RUN

you are now cured...you will never watch TV again for fear of his Hula-Hooping Teenie Bopper Voice

ok ill try modivation, stop bieng lazy or you will get fat and die a slow painful death, does that help.