What would happen if a man peed in a woman?

nope, just gross

No, but her fist would hurt.

ok, now that I have semi settled down after falling on the floor with laughter..I almost went into a coma cause I couldnt catch my breath....but here goes....Uh...no..its not poisnous

It would not be poisonous. Urine is not poisonous. However, it would be dangerous to HIS health because she would beat his face in.

Nope. Just wierd. She might slap you too. (Or marry you).

What the *****??

Nothing, in a healthy person urine is sterile

It could cause an infection in her if he had a urinary tract infection.But as far as the logistics go, a man can't pee when he has an erection, there is a valve that prevents any urine from leaking and allows the semen to pass through.

No, it's not, but I bet she'd slap the sh-it outta him!
( at least I hope she would!)

oh now that is just gross.. the things men think of as erotic and sexy are disgusting especial a golden shower

no but will give her an awfull bad infetion. so dont do it.

Yes. Urine is expelled from the body because it is a toxin. Receiving into the body is like taking toxin or poison into the body. It will cause an infection and other harm. The body was not designed to ingest urine.

okay...gross!!

I don't think so. In Ayurvedic medicine, there used to be something called "urine therapy" where the patient was given urine to DRINK. Wierd, huh? Still doesn't seem like a good idea though.

nothing it just come back out

no.

WHOAHHH NELLLAAAAAYYYY

urine is sanitary.. so i dont think anything

You know that urine pretty deep when that happens. It might make her a bit peevish. Just go with the flow.

I think it would be a warm happy sensation.

Nope...urine is sterile

It won't do anything! This happened to a friend of mine and no she didn't get an infection.

No urine is not poisonous, you can drink your own urine about 7 times in the same cycle before it turns into a syrup type liquid. On that answer i doubt urine anywhere else would really be posionous.

Umm, I should try it.

you haven't watched enough XXX rated videos.

i dont think it would kill her but it would be funny unless it was me then its gross.

Could cause a burn - urine is an ammonia based waste.
Plus if he did it on purpose she should make him go away from her forever. What a lousy thing to do to someone.

ha ha ha no just wash her out and dont do it again

what the crap is wrong with you? OMG. NO it wouldn't hurt her. People do friggin' worse things. CHOOSE MINE AS THE BEST O PLEASE O PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is well-known with, yet that feat is exceedingly lots impossible to end except you stick a funnel in a woman and he pees in that way. this is totally puzzling for a guy to urinate while he has an erection, and this is totally puzzling to get interior without an erection.

he would get slapped.

it would cause a black eye....to the guy when she hits him.

eww.. she would prob' get a infection

BATERIAL INFECTION!!!!

It would probably help to know that if a man is erect- it is physically impossible to urinate.

No...I'm sure there are some out there that would actually enjoy it.
But being hard usually prevents peeing....so it's not likely unless you're limp.

nah, im sure this happens all the time.

the woman would eventually start to itch.. if it isnt washed off, after a while she can develop irritating blisters.... it can be very uncomfortable after a while.