我想要幾題英文迷語，要埋答案既（急！！！）

What has no skin or bones, yet has four fingers and a thumb?
A glove.
什麼東西沒有皮膚及骨頭，但是卻有四隻手指跟一隻大姆指？(手套



What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch(sandwich).
你怎麼稱呼住在海邊的女巫？(三明治)[因為海邊有沙sand，女巫是witch，住在海邊的女巫就是sand-witch，音近於三明治sandwich]


What's a skeleton's favorite road?
A dead end.
骷髏最愛的路是什麼路？(死路)[骷髏是死者，自然要走死路。英文中的dead end也正好是困頓、死路之意]


How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You have to tickle its funny bone.
你要如何讓骷髏笑？(搔他的腋下)[英文的funny bone指的就是腋下部份的骨頭，要讓骷髏笑，搔那邊就對了]


What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
女巫最喜歡的課是什麼？(拼字課) [spelling有下咒跟拼字的意思。]


Why did jack throw butter out of a window?
Because he wants to see "butterfly".
杰克為什麼把奶油丟出窗戶？(因為他想看蝴蝶。)[答案是因為他想看到奶油(butter)飛(fly)，英文中的butterfly正好是蝴蝶之意]


What keeps your teeth together?
Toothpaste.
什麼讓你的牙齒能黏在一起？(牙膏)[tooth是牙齒，paste是漿糊]


When you hit a ball, you run back to your home, and get points. What do you do?
Homerun.
當你打中球，跑回家，並得到分數。請問你在做什麼？(打全壘打。)[棒球中的本壘在英文是home的意思。]


I fall in water. Please guess one word.
Waiter.
我掉入水中，請猜一字。(服務生。)[wa+I+ter=英文的服務生]


How do we make seven even?
Take the "s" away.
怎麼讓seven變成even？(拿掉s就可以了)[這個問題有雙關語的用法：如何讓七變成雙數？]

How do we make witch itch?
Take the "w" away.
怎麼抓女巫的癢？(拿掉w就可以了)[這個問題有雙關語用法：怎麼讓witch(女巫)變成itch(癢)，當然拿掉w就好]


What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding only half a worm.
什麼事是比在蘋果中發現一隻蟲還可怕的？(當你發現半隻蟲時。)


Which is the strongest day of the week?
Sunday, because all the rest are weak (week) days.
哪一天是一週中最強的一天？(週日)


Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
In the dictionary.
哪裡的星期四是比星期三還早的？(英文字典)[因為英文字典的字是依字母順序排列的]

Which travels faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can easily catch a cold.
Heat跟cold，那個字跑得比較快？(heat)[英文中的catch a cold 指的是感冒，抓此雙關語]


What makes a road broad?
The letter B.
什麼東西可以讓路變成板子？(字母B)[因為路(road)加上字母b，就會變成板子(broad)的意思]


What is it that comes to see you every day and tells you everything but never opens its mouth?
The newspaper.
什麼東西每天都會出現在你面前，並且告訴你所有的事，卻不曾開口？(報紙)


There is a family with ten brothers in it. Each brother has a sister. How many children are there in the family?
Eleven.
這個家庭有10個兄弟。每個兄弟都有一個妹妹，請問這個家庭到底有多少小孩子？(11個)[因為大家的妹妹都是同一個]


Why is nine afraid of seven?
Because seven ate (eight) nine.
為何九會怕七？(因為七會吃九)[我們數英文數字時，是seven, eight, nine，發音上有點像seven ate(吃的過去式，音同eight) nine。]

What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong.
什麼字總是會念錯？(『錯』這個字)

Where does a ghost go swimming ?
Dead sea.
死人都去那邊游泳？(死海)[暗指地理上的死海]

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
"antique"
你怎麼叫100歲的螞蟻？(古董)[-ique的字根是指：英文『百』的字根利用複合字的趣味取其答案]

"What is the longest word in the dictionary? "
The longest word in the dictionary is "smiles"
英文字典中最長的字是什麼字？(smiles)[mile在英文是公哩之意]




Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet,
All day I will follow
No matter how fast you run,
Yet I nearly perish
In the midday sun.
Shadow
每天早上我就會出現
會在你足邊
整天我都會跟隨
不管你跑得多快
但中午太陽出現時
我就會消失。
影子

I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.
I have a long neck, but no head.
I cannot see, but I'm neat and tidy as can be.
Mop
我有百隻腳，但是無法站
我有長脖子，但是沒有頭
我不能視，但我卻非常清潔。
拖把

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