how can i make uncle fredrick stop calling me at odd time of the night to sell me kangaroos?

install the latest model of soup can\string phone lines in your home, I hear he's on a low sodium diet and has been banned from these salt bombs by his wife, Gert.

Wallaby a monkey's uncle. Tell him how you feel, or you will roo the the day. What you need is a leap of faith.

Tell him that the ghost of Steve Irwin has possessed your body.

u should’ve got rid of him when u got ur only chance when he wanted to hug the alligators!

counter attack with

"hey uncle fredrick....how about loaning me about fifty bucks?
believe me he will quit calling.

Tell the Penguin, Uncle Freddy will stop calling or have some broken knees.

don't worry, if you would let me date your uncle, he would stop :)

unplug the phone or ship him a load of damaged { mentally } Kangaroos after being kept in the basement for a few weeks they should be insane enough to return to frederick with the blessing of an angry nephew

I would like to buy a Kangaroo,
I have this cat that like to kill my lab mice.
Ok cat. get THAT mouse.

Tell him your "only into" elephants and tigers during those hours !!!!

tell him about your all kangaroo meat diet that should make him stop selling you kangaroos if he wants them to live if not well at least youve got a bunch of food for the next little while

turn your ringer off

Turn your phone off

Turn the ringer off he can call but he will have to sale them roos to the machine.

Buy them all?

little button on the phone marked OFF... works like a charm. Welcome to modern marvels.

Turn off your phone at night.

Have the zebras answer the phone for you, because you know he won't stop calling....

Buy him 3.

tell him ya got one allready!