我想要一D有意思的英文句子,唔該幫幫手~ THX~

1 A friend in need is a friend indeed.
2 Make new friend but keep the old.
One is silver,the other is gold.
3 If we had no winter,the spring would not be so pleasant;if we did not sometimes taste of adversity,prosperity would not be so welcome.
4 Do not shorten the morning by getting up late;look upon it as the quintessence of life, as to a certain extent sacred.

my mum asked me to buy an apple
but I went to a disco,
I met a spicy girl,
and born an lovely animal,
finally I was bit by my mum and I hid under the table.

超 押 韻~~!!

Mum tell me to buy apple,but I go to play LEGO.I have two girl,then we have a UNO.