請幫我翻譯英文(快)ThX

New students coach
Run for new classmates of F.1 before the new term begins greet new arrivals week, whether let it know they it is new teacher of school and
The environment, adapt to the study and life of middle school as soon as possible.
And run greet new arrivals for F.6 classmates on day, an activity
Including the game, discussing and dividing with old student's experience
Enjoy, let classmates find out about F.6 study and life
Transition, help them to have enough psychological preparation, meet the new challenge.
The leader trains
Run the elementary and senior leader to train
Practise, widenning students in the vision and life body
Test, explore its personal latent energy, thus Kenya
Fix oneself . And and teenagers' integrated service
The centre cooperates , pursue the monitor and train , bank up with earth
Leader raising and improving the monitor quality, solve
Difficult ability and the promotion monitor's group cooperation spirit.

2007-01-11 23:42:54 補充：
拿 唔好打完齋唔要和尚呀！

2007-01-13 00:16:50 補充：
下面位人兄駛唔駛抄到咁足呀？

新生輔導N
ew students coach
開學前為中一新生舉辦迎新
A new student runs and sees the New Year in in before the new term begins
周，讓他們認識新學校的老師及
Week,whether let it know they it is new teacher of school and
環境，盡快適應中學學習生活。
The environment, adapt to the study and life of middle school as soon as possible.
並為中六同學舉辦迎新日，活動
And run and see the New Year in on day in order to hit six classmates, an activity
包括遊戲、討論及與舊生經驗分
Including the game, discussing and with grows experience to divide old
享，讓同學了解中六學習生活的
Enjoy, six studies and lives while letting classmates find out about
轉變， 幫助他們有足夠的心理準備，迎接新挑戰。
Transition, help them to have enough psychological preparation, meet the new challenge.

領袖訓練
The leader trains
舉辦初級及高級領袖訓
Run the elementary and senior leader to train
練， 擴闊學生視野和生活體
Practise, widenning students in the vision and life body
驗，發掘其個人潛能，從而肯
Test, explore its personal latent energy, thus Kenya
定自我。並與青少年綜合服務
Fix oneself . And and teenagers' integrated service
中心合作，推行班長訓練，培
The centre cooperates , pursue the monitor to train, bank up with earth
養及提升班長的領袖素質，解
Raise and improve the monitor's leader's quality, solve
難能力及促進班長的團體協作精神。
Difficult ability and the promotion monitor's group cooperation spirit.

這次的回答有違我一貫的作風..........

我每次回答,總是認真思考, 希望幫到人解答.
但今日真係好嬲,要舒發一下.....

首先,唔該你問問題客氣一點,
人地唔係欠左你架......(快)....快咩呀?
要快就自己做.

需要人幫忙連基本知識---虛心問人都唔識,
我好替你將來將大後擔心.

[請幫忙翻譯一下以下內容,我真的不懂,萬分感激]
不是會好得多嗎,人地睇到都順眼d.

而且,睇你既舊記錄,你都係最後會刪除題目,
正式打完齋唔要和尚果d人黎, 要人地幫你, 我睇都幾難.

以上純個人感想, 如有問題, 歡迎指教, 謝謝!

2007-01-12 00:10:25 補充：
抱歉,我亦在此說聲對不起,我不應該以"一竹竿打一船人",原來你有這樣的苦衷, sorry ~_~"憤怒,是因為接連幾天都是這樣子,答完了被人刪除題目,自己認真的回答,得到的結果卻是這樣,浪費了我一番心機.而詢問出題者後,更是氣得發抖...........他居然反問我為何不可刪除題目,我無言以對..........希望,發問者真的是有心發問,回答者真的是認真回答,不要浪費了yahoo這裡大家可以獲得知識的一個平台.

2007-01-12 00:12:34 補充：
現在我每次回答,都先看看發問者的紀錄,唉........我........

2007-01-12 00:12:53 補充：
現在我每次回答,都先看看發問者的紀錄,唉........我........真的以小人之心度君子之腹